Greg Hunt suggests linking Medicare to MyGov is an IQ test – The Betoota Advocate


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If you are completely against the wrath of the Pangolin but have a hard time getting the so called “vaccine passport” tied to your cell phone, then you are a fucking dumbass according to the federal government.

Federal Health Minister Greg Hunt addressed the media this morning in Canberra, where he answered questions about the difficulty hundreds of thousands of Australians have in linking their health insurance to their MyGov account .

“Well, if Craig Kelly and Clive Palmer can do it, then a southpaw slapping the bongo with a bachelor in basketry can do it,” he said.

“Think of this task as an IQ test. If you can do it without calling and waiting three hours to get a sook from someone who isn’t paid enough to have a sook, then you’re an old-fashioned jerk, ”

“We designed this system to be so simple that even the most authoritative and petulant baby boomer can operate it without having to ask someone else to do it.”

“I mean, how hard is it?” You just answer the questions the website asks you and you’re away.

When asked by a reporter if perhaps it was the government’s fault for choosing the lowest bid in the MyGov design process, Greg Hunt said no.

“If I can do it, so can you.” “

More soon.


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